SLUT PARTY

'Hey bitch!' says slut #1. Slut #2 turns around and looks at slut #1 and says, 'oh my god, that dress it too cute!'. They are in a Jamba Juice in New York City. They are very slutty. Slut #1 is wearing a hot pink dress that stops half-way down her ass. Underneath she is wearing a bright orange thong with neon green fishnet stockings. Slut #1 usually only shops from Victoria's Secret for all of her clothing but she recently started making her own because Victoria's Secret 'just wasn't hot enough'. Slut #1 works for her father's business on Wall Street. Her job is to sit still at a desk for 4 hours and answer the phone. When she answers the phone she is supposed to ask who is calling and who they would like to talk to. If she correctly transfers the call to the right person at least once during her 4 hour work day she gets a $300 bonus in addition to her regular salary of $800 a day. She never went to college. She is scheduled to work 5 days a week but usally only makes it into the office 3 times a week due to hangovers and because she never correctly transfers any of the phone calls her father gives her a $600 bonus if she looks nice to make her feel better whenever she shows up for work. Slut #2 is wearing a tweed miniskirt with a white blouse that is only buttoned half-way to expose her black lace bra. She is slutty but not as slutty as slut #1. They both order strawberry banana smoothies and then walk over to a table to sit down. They are expecting slut #3. She is late.

'Oh my god, i can't believe Brittany is late,' says slut #1.

'i know, right? what a dumb bitch-ass shit,' says slut #2.

'Dumb bitch-ass shit! that was like so funny!

Slut #1 high-fives Slut #2. Slut #3 is walking through the door. She is completely naked.

Slut #2 says 'Hey Brit! Holy-shit your outift is bitching today'.

Slut #1 is too shocked to say anything. She knows that Slut #3 has surpassed her sluttiness. She is jealous.

Slut #3 says ' thanks, i just broke up with my boyfriend. i thought i needed a new look to cheer myself up'.

Slut #3 sits down at the table with Slut #1 and Slut #2. The manager of Jamba Juice walks over to their table. He stands in front of Slut #3 and says 'I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're not wearing any clothes. You have to leave.' Slut #3 starts crying. Slut #2 comforts her. Slut #3 says 'Oh my god, i can't believe you don't like my new outfit'. The manager stares and looks confused. He says, ' you aren't wearing any clothes. that is not a new outfit. you are completely naked. what the fuck is wrong with you?'. Slut # 3 says 'what?'. Slut #1 pulls the manager over to the corner of the store and says 'listen, I work on Wall Street. I am rich. Here is $100.' She hands him a $100 bill and he walks away without saying anything.

Slut #2 stands and leaves and comes back.

'oh my god,' says Slut #1.

'I know, right,' says Slut #3. She rubs an ice cube on her nipple.

'I just fucked three guys in the bathroom,' says Slut #2.

There is cum sauce on her cheeks and forehead.


Slut #4, Slut #5, and Slut #6 are on the 19th floor of the Donald Trump building in Lower Manhattan.

They are tied to three different beds. A machine is at the end of each bed. The machine makes a dildo go forward and backward.

The dildos go forward and backward into the sluts who are screaming, 'oh yes! oh yes!'

Slut #7 comes in and lays on the fourth bed. An immigrant worker from Mexico ties Slut #7 to the fourth bed and turns on the fourth machine. The immigrant worker is a forty-six year old woman who is paid minimum wage and lives in a room in Queens with seven other people.

Donald Trump is sitting at his desk. He is drawing a cartoon of a small taco on his planner. The phone rings but he ignores it. He calls his secretary in and says 'bring me a very large taco. right now. or you're fired.' The secretary says 'okay' and then leaves to go get the taco. She's pissed.

Donald Trump opens up the top left drawer of his desk. Inside is a tv screen. The tv screens are showing the sluts on the 19th floor. He opens the top right drawer. It also has a tv screen. One slut yells 'oh sweet jesus!' and Donald Trump touches himself. Donald Trump is slut #1 and slut #7's father. Slut #7 is being ramed with a dildo on the 19th floor of his building. He is watching. He touches himself.

The secretary returns with a very large taco. When she opens the door Donald Trump comes in his pants. There is cum sauce all over his $1500 Armani suit. He says, 'I just got cum sauce all over my $1500 Armani suit. Go get me a new clean suit. right now. or you're fired.' The secretary says 'okay' and leaves to get him a new suit. The secretary gets paid $10 an hour. She has to shoplift her clothes from Saks 5th avenue so that she won't get fired for wearing shitty clothes. One time Donald Trump masturbated on one of her skirts while she was wearing it because he said it was too 'ugly and cheap'. She writes books and likes marine biology.

Slut #1, #2, and #3 are walking from the rector st. subway station to The Donald Trump building. Slut #1's left breast pops out of her hot pink dress but she keeps walking without fixing it. Slut #3 already has a new boyfriend. He is walking beside her. He is only wearing a pair of torn blue jeans.

Slut #1 says 'oh my fucking god, your new boyfriend is so hot. im totally jealous.'

Slut #2 says 'he is so fucking ripped. i want his dick in my mouth. like 24/7. uh.. yeah.'

Slut #3 says 'i know, right.'

Her boyfriend doesn't say anything. He just walks straight ahead smiling. His expression never changes.

They arrive at the Trump Building. They go up to Donald Trumps office on the 30th floor. Slut #1 and #2 sit down in front of his desk. He tells Slut #3 to get on his desk and bend over on her hands and knees. He smacks her ass and she giggles. Her boyfriend is staring off in the distance with the same smile. Slut #1's tit is still hanging out.

Donald Trump is wearing the clean suit. He says 'girls, i want to fuck each and every one of you up the ass right now.' The girls laugh. Slut #3's boyfriend is still staring. Slut #2 says 'oh Donald, you're so funny. you're so fucking goddamn funny.' Donald Trump says, 'i know. here's $5000 for the three of you. Go buy some new hot outfits because you have been boring me lately. i can barely get it up. im serious. get the fuck out of here you ugly ass bitch cunts. tee hee.' They all get up and leave.

Slut #1 and #2 are standing outside the Trump Building. Slut #3 is missing again.

'fuck that stupid bitch.' says Slut #1.

Slut #2 reaches under her skirt to pull out her thong which is stuck up her ass. While she is doing this Slut #3 walks out with one of the janitors. The janitor lives in the same room in Queens with the immigrant worker on the 19th floor.

slut #3 says 'hey bitches, check out my new boyfriend.'

The janitor just smiles and nods. He doesn't speak any english.

"ooo he's cute. what happened to the other one? you just started dating him this morning.' says slut #2

'yeah well he was too demanding. I just couldnt take it anymore.'

'Did you even have sex yet?'

'Oh yeah we fucked like 10 times while you guys were out here waiting. We did it in Donald's desk.'

'oh, that sounds hot.'

'it totally was. I even told my new boyfriend to fuck me up the ass while i still on top of the old one.'

The janitor nods again. He looks confused. Slut #1 quickly sticks her finger in his ass while the other sluts aren't paying attention. The janitor just smiles and nods.

Donald Trump is taking a bath. His bathtub is made of gold. He calls an escort service.

'This is Donald Trump. I want to ass fuck a sixteen-year-old asian. You know the address. Wait.'

Donald Trump doesn't want to ass fuck a sixteen-year-old asian anymore.

'Never mind,' Donald Trump says. He hangs up. He slaps his penis a little with two fingers. Donald Trump's penis floats in the bath tub a little. Donald Trump slaps it some more. 'Slap that ass,' Donald Trump says. He slaps his penis with two fingers in the water a little.

Donald Trump screams, 'Henri.'

The forty-six year old woman runs in the bathroom. Her name is Henrietta.

'Rub my crotch,' Donald Trump says staring at his limp penis. 'Never mind. Get away from me. Go home.'

Donald Trump stares at his penis until his vision blurs then leaves the bathtub, opens a drawer, and takes out a condom. The condom is made out of five-hundred-dollar bills. The five hundred dollar bills have rubber around it like lamination. He stares at the condom for a few minutes then puts it back into the drawer. He doesn't know why he did that.

Slut #2 and #1 are walking in Times Square. Slut #3 went back to her apartment to have sex with her new boyfriend. They walk past Bubba Gump Shrimp. A group of men are standing in a circle in the gift shop. They are all wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. Each outfit is the same except in a different color. Each outfit has Abercrombie and Fitch written on it 30 times in captial letters. They stare at the sluts asses as they walk by and make grunting noises.

Slut #2 says 'oh my god, did you see those guys checking out our asses? I can't believe that they just objectify us like that! i mean like, we work hard. men are such disgusting pigs.'

Slut #3 says ' oh i know right! I'm so sick of people thinking that i'm just some piece of meat to look at and fuck.'

Slut #2 says 'uh girl power, yeah.'

Slut #3 says 'oh hell yes!'

Brad Pitt walks by. There are fifty photographers behind him taking picutres. Brad Pitt smacks his ass and fifty camera flashes go off.

'oh. my. god. i want to fuck him so bad. so hot.' says slut #1. She licks her finger and then rubs her crotch a little. Slut #2 slaps Slut #1's breast for no reason and says 'i want his cum sauce all over my face. like right. now.' Slut #1 and #2 run over to Brad Pitt and start humping both of his legs. Brad Pitt just stands and smiles as fifty more camera flashes go off. A MTA bus swirves and drives up on the sidewalk killing Brad Pitt, Slut #1 and #2, and the fifty photographers. A homeless man quietly watches from the stoop of a building and smiles slightly.

Slut #8, slut #9, slut #10, and slut #11 are on their way to a sex orgy.