JAPANESE CHILDREN WITH DIGITAL CAMERAS IN A FIELD
in 1956 the japanese government create an organization to study 'japanese children with digital cameras in a field'
five japanese men are recruited from the top universities in japan for the organization
the organization is code-named 'italia'
the five men are code-named 'gigantor,' 'mimi,' 'lulu,' 'energy man,' and 'taiwan'
they meet in a secret underground studio apartment
the studio apartment has a refrigerator with two hundred energy drinks in it, a playpen with sixteen japanese babies in it, and five supercomputers with five rolling chairs in front of them
'gigantor,' 'mimi,' 'lulu,' 'energy man,' and 'taiwan' sit at the five supercomputers typing with their right hands while holding energy drinks with their left hands, which they had earlier calculated to be the most efficient way to conduct research
'energy man' can't stop grinning
he is thinking of his name
'energy man'
he thinks it is a sexy name
he looks over at 'lulu' and grins
'lulu' notices that he is looking at her and turns her head back towards her computer screen with indifference
'energy man' has been defeated
'lulu' stands and walks to 'gigantor' and drops a note in her lap
'gigantor' reads the the note which says 'meet me in the bathroom xoxo'
'lulu' and 'gigantor' meet in the bathroom
'gigantor' touches 'lulu' in the crotch
'lulu' says 'that's it; that's right'
'gigantor' moves closer to lulu and they gyrate against one another while both saying 'that's it; that's right'
'lulu' and 'gigantor' are both female but dressed as males because they are feminists
'taiwan' walks in the bathroom and sees 'lulu' and 'gigantor' saying in low, sexy voices 'that's it; that's right' while undulating against one another like giant sea anemone
'taiwan' is a man dressed as a woman dressed as a man
he feels excited when he sees that 'lulu' and 'gigantor' are females
he takes off his clothes and is female
he takes off his clothes again is male
he looks at them and grins like they are all going to bond now
'lulu' and 'gigantor' just stare down at the ground
'taiwan' gets dressed quickly and leaves
'taiwan' goes to feed the sixteen japanese babies in the playpen
he carries sixteen baby bento boxes and enters the playpen
the babies claw at 'taiwan' and bite 'taiwan'
'taiwan' falls down and the babies begin to crawl over him
'taiwan' screams
'gigantor,' 'lulu,' 'mimi,' and 'energy man' are all in the restroom having a gay lesbian bisexual transvestite orgy
the babies are in a baby pile and then they crawl away in different directions
there is one adult japanese skull
'gigantor,' 'lulu,' 'mimi,' and 'energy man' return from their gay lesbian bisexual transvestite orgy
the prime minister of japan is in their underground studio apartment
he tells them about the incident with 'taiwan'
he looks at 'gigantor'
'gigantor' begins to sweat profusely and shakes and then yells 'i'm not gay!'
'gigantor' runs outside and then runs across the street while screaming in agony
'gigantor' gets hit by a 2 foot by 1 foot electric-powered vehicle
the prime minister of japan thinks of something professional to do
he clasps his hands together and says 'okay!' and then leaves
ten years later 'lulu,' 'mimi,' 'energy man' and the sixteen babies are having a giant orgy in the glow of flourescent purple lights
the underground studio apartment has flourescent purple lights on the walls that say 'sex lair'
in his office the prime minister of japan looks at his to-do list and sees 'check progress of japanese digital camera children field'
he walks to his closet and sees eighteen lobstersuits
he puts on a green lobstersuit and makes poses in the wall mirror
he puts on a red lobstersuit and calls his secretary
he says to the secretary 'watch this' and crawls on the floor across his office while making lobster noises and pinching his claws in the air
he walks back to his mirror and grins at himself alone
he calls his secret service to bring a limo to the front of his office and escort him to it
the prime minister says 'take me to walmart'
the prime minister thinks about stealing sixteen digital cameras by walking out with them in a lobstersuit
he walks into walmart, smashes the glass case with the digital cameras in it, takes sixteen out, walks to the door, and walks back to the limo
no one sees anything
he thinks 'victory in japan'
the prime minister looks at his to-do list and sees 'check progress of japanese digital camera children field'
he draws a line over that and looks at the next item and sees 'start new governmental organization'
in his office the prime minister has an expression of intense concentration
after ten minutes the prime minister writes on a notepad 'organization to help depressed japanese businessmen commit suicide by going into a stadium where there is just one giant genetically-modified avocado continuously rolling around crushing people'
he touches his crotch a little
a single tear comes out of his left eye and goes a little down his cheek then stops
the prime minister opens up the left drawer of his desk
inside is a handgun
he opens up the right drawer of his desk
inside is a bottle of taurine dietary supplements and a regular nintendo, duck hunt
he picks the right drawer
he plugs in the regular nintendo, takes six taurine pills, and beats duck hunt in fifteen minutes
after the taurine induced nintendo rampage the prime minister feels empty
he throws the taurine pills against the wall and looks at the left drawer
the prime minister takes the handgun and tapes it to the side of his head so that it points forward by his eye
he opens another drawer and takes another handgun and tapes it to the other side of his head
the prime minister walks outside into his limo and says 'drive to china'
the limo driver drives to the ocean and then drives into the ocean
the limo drives on the bottom of the ocean for three miles and then drops into a 10,000 foot deep trench in the okhotsk sea
halfway down the limo hits a 2000 pound jewfish
the jewfish turns upside-down and slowly floats to the top of the okhotsk sea
the jewfish floats to the shore of the okhotsk sea
a small arm holding a digital camera punches through the belly of the jewfish
the belly splits open and a small japanese boy holding a digital camera climbs out
another small japanese boy climbs out
fifty japanese children holding digital cameras climb out of the jewfish
the japanese children walk across the beach and into a field
fifty japanese children holding digital cameras are standing in a field
thirty minutes later fifty japanese children holding digital cameras are having an orgy in a field
after ten minutes a japanese child leaves the orgy and walks fifteen feet away and takes a digital photograph of the orgy and re-enters the orgy
after one hour it is nighttime and the field is dark
a japanese child leaves the orgy and walks fifteen feet away from the orgy and takes a digital photograph of the orgy with flash
the japanese children leave the orgy in steady and continuous rotation to take flash photography so that the orgy is always bright
there is a bright pile of japanese children orgy in a field
five japanese men are recruited from the top universities in japan for the organization
the organization is code-named 'italia'
the five men are code-named 'gigantor,' 'mimi,' 'lulu,' 'energy man,' and 'taiwan'
they meet in a secret underground studio apartment
the studio apartment has a refrigerator with two hundred energy drinks in it, a playpen with sixteen japanese babies in it, and five supercomputers with five rolling chairs in front of them
'gigantor,' 'mimi,' 'lulu,' 'energy man,' and 'taiwan' sit at the five supercomputers typing with their right hands while holding energy drinks with their left hands, which they had earlier calculated to be the most efficient way to conduct research
'energy man' can't stop grinning
he is thinking of his name
'energy man'
he thinks it is a sexy name
he looks over at 'lulu' and grins
'lulu' notices that he is looking at her and turns her head back towards her computer screen with indifference
'energy man' has been defeated
'lulu' stands and walks to 'gigantor' and drops a note in her lap
'gigantor' reads the the note which says 'meet me in the bathroom xoxo'
'lulu' and 'gigantor' meet in the bathroom
'gigantor' touches 'lulu' in the crotch
'lulu' says 'that's it; that's right'
'gigantor' moves closer to lulu and they gyrate against one another while both saying 'that's it; that's right'
'lulu' and 'gigantor' are both female but dressed as males because they are feminists
'taiwan' walks in the bathroom and sees 'lulu' and 'gigantor' saying in low, sexy voices 'that's it; that's right' while undulating against one another like giant sea anemone
'taiwan' is a man dressed as a woman dressed as a man
he feels excited when he sees that 'lulu' and 'gigantor' are females
he takes off his clothes and is female
he takes off his clothes again is male
he looks at them and grins like they are all going to bond now
'lulu' and 'gigantor' just stare down at the ground
'taiwan' gets dressed quickly and leaves
'taiwan' goes to feed the sixteen japanese babies in the playpen
he carries sixteen baby bento boxes and enters the playpen
the babies claw at 'taiwan' and bite 'taiwan'
'taiwan' falls down and the babies begin to crawl over him
'taiwan' screams
'gigantor,' 'lulu,' 'mimi,' and 'energy man' are all in the restroom having a gay lesbian bisexual transvestite orgy
the babies are in a baby pile and then they crawl away in different directions
there is one adult japanese skull
'gigantor,' 'lulu,' 'mimi,' and 'energy man' return from their gay lesbian bisexual transvestite orgy
the prime minister of japan is in their underground studio apartment
he tells them about the incident with 'taiwan'
he looks at 'gigantor'
'gigantor' begins to sweat profusely and shakes and then yells 'i'm not gay!'
'gigantor' runs outside and then runs across the street while screaming in agony
'gigantor' gets hit by a 2 foot by 1 foot electric-powered vehicle
the prime minister of japan thinks of something professional to do
he clasps his hands together and says 'okay!' and then leaves
ten years later 'lulu,' 'mimi,' 'energy man' and the sixteen babies are having a giant orgy in the glow of flourescent purple lights
the underground studio apartment has flourescent purple lights on the walls that say 'sex lair'
in his office the prime minister of japan looks at his to-do list and sees 'check progress of japanese digital camera children field'
he walks to his closet and sees eighteen lobstersuits
he puts on a green lobstersuit and makes poses in the wall mirror
he puts on a red lobstersuit and calls his secretary
he says to the secretary 'watch this' and crawls on the floor across his office while making lobster noises and pinching his claws in the air
he walks back to his mirror and grins at himself alone
he calls his secret service to bring a limo to the front of his office and escort him to it
the prime minister says 'take me to walmart'
the prime minister thinks about stealing sixteen digital cameras by walking out with them in a lobstersuit
he walks into walmart, smashes the glass case with the digital cameras in it, takes sixteen out, walks to the door, and walks back to the limo
no one sees anything
he thinks 'victory in japan'
the prime minister looks at his to-do list and sees 'check progress of japanese digital camera children field'
he draws a line over that and looks at the next item and sees 'start new governmental organization'
in his office the prime minister has an expression of intense concentration
after ten minutes the prime minister writes on a notepad 'organization to help depressed japanese businessmen commit suicide by going into a stadium where there is just one giant genetically-modified avocado continuously rolling around crushing people'
he touches his crotch a little
a single tear comes out of his left eye and goes a little down his cheek then stops
the prime minister opens up the left drawer of his desk
inside is a handgun
he opens up the right drawer of his desk
inside is a bottle of taurine dietary supplements and a regular nintendo, duck hunt
he picks the right drawer
he plugs in the regular nintendo, takes six taurine pills, and beats duck hunt in fifteen minutes
after the taurine induced nintendo rampage the prime minister feels empty
he throws the taurine pills against the wall and looks at the left drawer
the prime minister takes the handgun and tapes it to the side of his head so that it points forward by his eye
he opens another drawer and takes another handgun and tapes it to the other side of his head
the prime minister walks outside into his limo and says 'drive to china'
the limo driver drives to the ocean and then drives into the ocean
the limo drives on the bottom of the ocean for three miles and then drops into a 10,000 foot deep trench in the okhotsk sea
halfway down the limo hits a 2000 pound jewfish
the jewfish turns upside-down and slowly floats to the top of the okhotsk sea
the jewfish floats to the shore of the okhotsk sea
a small arm holding a digital camera punches through the belly of the jewfish
the belly splits open and a small japanese boy holding a digital camera climbs out
another small japanese boy climbs out
fifty japanese children holding digital cameras climb out of the jewfish
the japanese children walk across the beach and into a field
fifty japanese children holding digital cameras are standing in a field
thirty minutes later fifty japanese children holding digital cameras are having an orgy in a field
after ten minutes a japanese child leaves the orgy and walks fifteen feet away and takes a digital photograph of the orgy and re-enters the orgy
after one hour it is nighttime and the field is dark
a japanese child leaves the orgy and walks fifteen feet away from the orgy and takes a digital photograph of the orgy with flash
the japanese children leave the orgy in steady and continuous rotation to take flash photography so that the orgy is always bright
there is a bright pile of japanese children orgy in a field
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