Saturday, July 01, 2006

HOW TO STEAL FROM WAL-MART, AMERICAN APPAREL, WHOLE FOODS, DUANE READE, VIRGIN MEGASTORE, K-MART, AND OTHER PLACES AND WHY YOU SHOULD

HOW TO STEAL CDS FROM VIRGIN MEGASTORE AND RESELL THEM TO GENERATION RECORDS

IN MANHATTAN TAKE THE N, W, 4, 5, OR 6 TRAIN TO TIMES SQUARE OR UNION SQUARE.

IN TIMES SQUARE ASK SOMEONE WHERE THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE IS.

ASK SOMEONE IN A STORE BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS A TOURIST.

IN UNION SQUARE WHEN YOU WALK OUTSIDE YOU CAN SEE THE VIRGIN MEGASTORE.

THERE IT IS.

YOU SHOULD HAVE A DUFFEL BAG OR SHOULDER BAG.

GO INSIDE AND WALK AROUND A LITTLE.

CHOOSE CDS WITH PAPER CASES.

SOME HAVE WHITE SECURITY TAGS ON THEM. YOU NEED TO REMOVE THE WHITE SECURITY TAGS

WALK AROUND WITH A DISTRACTED OR ALOOF LOOK ON YOUR FACE AND REMOVE THE TAGS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE CD.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING DOWN AT THE CD PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT. ALSO YOU NEED TO USE YOUR EYES TO LOOK IF ANY EMPLOYEES ARE WALKING AROUND.

YOU WANT TO REMOVE THE ENTIRE PLASTIC COVER OF THE CD CASE.

YOU WANT TO DO THAT BECAUSE WHEN YOU LEAVE THE STORE AND BEEP OR IF SOMEONE ELSE BEEPS THEY WILL WANT TO LOOK IN YOUR BAG.

IF THE PLASTIC IS OFF THE CD YOU CAN JUST TELL THEM THAT YOU BROUGHT THE CD INTO THE STORE.

THE SAME WITH DVDS.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE SAFE AND JUST WANT THE CDS OR DVDS FOR YOURSELF AND NOT TO RESELL TO AN INDEPENDENT STORE YOU CAN REMOVE THE CDS OR DVDS FROM THE CASE AND THEN PUT THE CDS OR DVDS IN YOUR BAG THAT WAY.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU LOOK REALLY DISTRACTED OR ALOOF WHEN REMOVING THE PACKAGING SO THAT IF AN EMPLOYEE STOPS YOU YOU CAN SAY, 'OH, I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION,' AND THEN SAY THAT YOU WERE BUYING IT ALREADY SO YOU FORGOT AND THOUGHT YOU ALREADY OWNED IT.

[not done yet]

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