CHEESE BEAST
The cheese beast lays in bed watching Shrek.
The beast is eating crab rangoon.
Crab rangoon is crab and cheese fried.
Shrek's girlfriend is a cheese beast.
The cheese beast watches the cheese beast on TV and puts four crab rangoons in her mouth.
The cheese beast rolls over and falls asleep.
The cheese beast is at a Japanese restaurant that also has Chinese food.
The cheese beast stares at the menu.
The waitress comes.
"Crab rangoon," says the beast.
The cheese beast is at the gym.
At home the cheese beast eats a double bacon cheeseburger with mayonnaise, extra bacon, and nacho cheese dipping sauce.
The cheese beast lays in bed watching King Kong.
The nacho cheese dipping sauce was in a soup bowl.
A cheese beast struggles to get into the front seat of its car.
A cheese beast roars a little in distress as it gets stuck in a subway turnstile.
Two cheese beasts run toward a funnel cake booth.
A cheese beast is sitting in its living eating icing out of a jar with a spoon while watching oprah.
the cheese beast is in a mexican restaurant in san antonio texas. the cheese beast orders chicken enchiladas and two bowls of guacamole. as an appetizer the restaurant puts a basket of tortilla chips and a bowl of salsa on the table. the cheese beast eats two baskets of tortilla chips with three bowls of salsa. when the waiter brings the cheese beast its food the cheese beast orders four more bowls of salsa and a bowl of sour cream. the cheese beast mixes the sour cream, salsa, and guacamole together and dips an enchilada in it. after the beast eats all of the chicken enchiladas it takes a spoon and eats the remaining mixture of sour cream, salsa, and guacamole out of the bowl. once the cheese beast eats all of the mixture it stares blankly while the waiter takes away its plates. there are a few old tortilla chips left over in a basket. the cheese beast stares at the basket blankly then eats the rest. for dessert the cheese beast orders mexican fried ice cream with extra chocolate sauce. the cheese beast consumes the fried ice cream in 3 minutes then licks the plate. the cheese beast is finished.
the next day the cheese beast decides it wants seafood. the cheese beast calls in an order to a take out seafood restaurant. the beast orders fried shrimp. the beast gets in the car and starts driving to pick up the fried shrimp. when pulling out of a driveway a car tries to go down the same driveway. the beast backs up, flashing its high beams, and waits for the car to move. the car doesn't move. the beast gets angry and flashes the high beams really fast. the beast says 'hurry up asshole'. the car finally moves out of the way. the beast leaves the driveway and says 'i have zero tolerance for assholes tonight'. it picks up the fried shrimp and eats it in the car with a look of content.
the cheese beast is in new york city
the cheese beast is tired
there is construction on the George Washington Bridge
the beast gets stuck in traffic
the beast shouts 'stupid ignorant assholes' as six cars pass the beast in the emergency lane
the cheese beasts daughter is with the beast
they are visiting colleges
the beast keeps saying 'i'm tired'
on the way home the beast says 'i'm tired'
then beast says 'i want sushi'
the beast tells its daughter order fried shrimp sushi
the daughter calls, there is a 45 minute wait for sushi
the beast grunts and rolls its eyes and says 'well then i guess I'M not getting anything'
the beasts daughter orders seaweed salad
the beast drives to pick up the food
the beasts says 'i'm tired'
when the beast gets home it opens up a package it got in the mail
it is the beast's new casino computer game
the beast immediately goes to the computer, installs the game, and plays casino for 50 minutes
the daughter is waiting to email her nice quiet hamster friend
the daughter looks at the beast playing casino and says 'i thought you just wanted to go to bed?'
the beast says 'shut up, okay? i've had a long day. i am BEYOND tired'
the daughter walks away and reads a short story by joy williams.
The beast is eating crab rangoon.
Crab rangoon is crab and cheese fried.
Shrek's girlfriend is a cheese beast.
The cheese beast watches the cheese beast on TV and puts four crab rangoons in her mouth.
The cheese beast rolls over and falls asleep.
The cheese beast is at a Japanese restaurant that also has Chinese food.
The cheese beast stares at the menu.
The waitress comes.
"Crab rangoon," says the beast.
The cheese beast is at the gym.
At home the cheese beast eats a double bacon cheeseburger with mayonnaise, extra bacon, and nacho cheese dipping sauce.
The cheese beast lays in bed watching King Kong.
The nacho cheese dipping sauce was in a soup bowl.
A cheese beast struggles to get into the front seat of its car.
A cheese beast roars a little in distress as it gets stuck in a subway turnstile.
Two cheese beasts run toward a funnel cake booth.
A cheese beast is sitting in its living eating icing out of a jar with a spoon while watching oprah.
the cheese beast is in a mexican restaurant in san antonio texas. the cheese beast orders chicken enchiladas and two bowls of guacamole. as an appetizer the restaurant puts a basket of tortilla chips and a bowl of salsa on the table. the cheese beast eats two baskets of tortilla chips with three bowls of salsa. when the waiter brings the cheese beast its food the cheese beast orders four more bowls of salsa and a bowl of sour cream. the cheese beast mixes the sour cream, salsa, and guacamole together and dips an enchilada in it. after the beast eats all of the chicken enchiladas it takes a spoon and eats the remaining mixture of sour cream, salsa, and guacamole out of the bowl. once the cheese beast eats all of the mixture it stares blankly while the waiter takes away its plates. there are a few old tortilla chips left over in a basket. the cheese beast stares at the basket blankly then eats the rest. for dessert the cheese beast orders mexican fried ice cream with extra chocolate sauce. the cheese beast consumes the fried ice cream in 3 minutes then licks the plate. the cheese beast is finished.
the next day the cheese beast decides it wants seafood. the cheese beast calls in an order to a take out seafood restaurant. the beast orders fried shrimp. the beast gets in the car and starts driving to pick up the fried shrimp. when pulling out of a driveway a car tries to go down the same driveway. the beast backs up, flashing its high beams, and waits for the car to move. the car doesn't move. the beast gets angry and flashes the high beams really fast. the beast says 'hurry up asshole'. the car finally moves out of the way. the beast leaves the driveway and says 'i have zero tolerance for assholes tonight'. it picks up the fried shrimp and eats it in the car with a look of content.
the cheese beast is in new york city
the cheese beast is tired
there is construction on the George Washington Bridge
the beast gets stuck in traffic
the beast shouts 'stupid ignorant assholes' as six cars pass the beast in the emergency lane
the cheese beasts daughter is with the beast
they are visiting colleges
the beast keeps saying 'i'm tired'
on the way home the beast says 'i'm tired'
then beast says 'i want sushi'
the beast tells its daughter order fried shrimp sushi
the daughter calls, there is a 45 minute wait for sushi
the beast grunts and rolls its eyes and says 'well then i guess I'M not getting anything'
the beasts daughter orders seaweed salad
the beast drives to pick up the food
the beasts says 'i'm tired'
when the beast gets home it opens up a package it got in the mail
it is the beast's new casino computer game
the beast immediately goes to the computer, installs the game, and plays casino for 50 minutes
the daughter is waiting to email her nice quiet hamster friend
the daughter looks at the beast playing casino and says 'i thought you just wanted to go to bed?'
the beast says 'shut up, okay? i've had a long day. i am BEYOND tired'
the daughter walks away and reads a short story by joy williams.
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